白雪不是公主诱惑の香り Snow White is Not a Princess

雨天某个转角处

From::生活。零碎 2009/10/01 15:59

19.9.2009 星期六雨
今天中午下了一场雨，依稀记得那天分手也是在雨天的某个转角处。
我站在画展的入口处，偶尔趁经理不在溜上去博物馆大厅，假装拿一些小册子，再偷望大门入口处。

It rained this afternoon.
I remember vaguely that the breakup took place at a corner. Back then, it was raining too.
I stood at the entrance of the painting exhibition. Occasionally I sneaked up to the museum hall when the manager was not there. I’ll pretend to take some booklets while I stole glances at the entrance.

今天参观的人很多，白雪小姐，你来了我也不一定得空招呼你的哦。(OS：还不快点出现？？？) Opppss，我一定不能让她知道我懂她，否则她会沾沾自喜，这种人网络上很多，半桶水总是特别响。

There’s plenty of visitors today. Miss Snoxwhite, I probably won’t have the time to greet you when you arrive. (OS: Why aren’t you here yet?!) Oppss, I can’t let her know that I actually knew her. She might feel proud about it. Plenty of people online are like this – empty vessels indeed make most noises.

今天我带了五批参观者进去，依然没看见她的影子。不是吧，难道我的第六感真的那么差？
我进了厕所弄弄头发，今天出门太赶头发不太好看。
就在我三步拼两步地走回去继续讲解的时候，我看到老黄很紧张地走过来：“昨天那个女生来了！”
我立刻走去大厅找她，此时听到了一把声音：“请问，这些小册子我可以拿吗？” 我转过去，wow，我的天....................

Today I led five batch of visitors into the exhibition. I still hadn’t see her. Is my intuition that bad? I went to toilet to comb my hair – I sort of had a bad hair day this morning when I rush out. When I rush back to continue my lecture, I saw Wong nervously approached me: “That girl yesterday is here!”
I ran to the hall to find her. That’s the time when I heard a voice asking: “Excuse me, can I take these booklets?” I turned my head and oh my God…...............

就在天使交响曲演奏得甚是激昂的时候，一道雷光突然停了下来……. 这是她吗，今天怎么突然穿得那么淑女？她的头发湿湿的，靛色的外套也湿湿的，对哦，外面下雨呀。我拍了拍自己的脸两下，天使交响曲继续演奏……….

When the orchestra was conducted aggressively, lightening occurred and everything stopped suddenly… Is this her? How come she looks so demure today? Her hair was wet; so was her indigo jacket. Oh yes, it’s raining outside. I slapped my face gently and the orchestra continue to be played….................

“看到我这样的货色你也会愣住，你对女生的要求也很低.......赫赫”
她这么一说，我更是顿住了。
“你是自愿解说员吧，会说华语吧？为我解说吧 ^_^”
就这样，她走在我前面。

“I can’t believe that you will be stunned at the sight of a girl like me… Your requirements for a girl is kind of low huh? Tsk tsk!”
I was even more stunned when I heard her saying that.
“You volunteer to lecture in museum right? Can you speak Mandarin? Care to explain everything to me?”
The next thing I knew, she was walking in front of me.

她今天好像没有化妆，眼睛眯眯的。
这时，口袋震动。(听好，是口袋震动，不是裤裆震动OK) 老黄 sms 我，骂我王八蛋，独吞。我关了手机，赫赫，这么巧手机没电。

I think she didn’t make up today. Her eyes looks small.
My pocket then vibrated. Wong texted me, scolding me for my selfishness. I shut my cellphone. Heh, what a coincidence for my cellphone to run out of battery at this moment................

就在《Portrait of a Nobleman on a Horse》旁边，有着五张 Marlene Dumas 的作品，我介绍说。
她问我这些是什么，我摇摇头。

跟女生沟通的第一法则是：
无论 A 片有多好看，都不能说自己有看。

怎料她却心平静和地告诉我：“.................................”

There’s five paintings by Marlene Dumas next to Portrait of a Nobleman on a Horse, I explained to her.
What are these? She asked. I shook my head.

The principle to communicate with girls is:
no matter how interesting porn is, you can never say that you watch porns.

however, she told me that ................................

(O, O*)!!!

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