我记得我第一句“哇”，不是在 Taylor Lautner 闻色变狼突然蹼过来的那一幕，而是在他看到女主角头部流血，突然脱衣为她抹伤口的时候。
导演把镜头靠得 Taylor Lautner 很近，很明显心机重到梆梆声，跟 Megan Fox 穿着洁白色的窄身上衣跑来跑去晃来晃去是不分上下的。
我记得当时坐在我左边的黑人女人“哇”到很大声，可见她真的很desperate。我的“哇”跟她的“哇”是很不一样的，我“哇”是因为他突然脱衣，我不知道为何我会有这样的反应，虽然我也有大只佬在我面前除去上衣的经验，而且一样是古董色的肌肤。不过请相信我，我只是觉得有点羞。
（黑人女人 desperate 一哇，全场人在大笑，这就是戏院看戏的乐趣。）
我在看电影的那个早上就看到报道，据说第二集突然暴增了好多女影(色)迷，因为 Taylor Lautner 一开始就一直露到 Marry
me，Belle。然后又有报道说 Robert Pattinson 很懒惰运动，整身白斩鸡，人家把妆化在脸上，他就化在胸口上。
我以为报道夸张，随便放料，怎料看了电影后觉得一点也不假。我记得我当时的反应是：不知道为何他要露，明知道会输到很惨。坐在我旁边的黑人男人看着对我笑，OK 我知道我嘴很毒。
我记得电影里我一直一直地重复思考着一件事：
如果在现实世界里，你有一个 Robbert Pattinson 白斩鸡和 Taylor Lautner 肌肉男选择，
女人，请问你会选择哪一位？
事实是，女人会选择抓不到手的那一位。
而我选择了比较疼惜我的那一个。
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I remember my first “wow” was uttered not when Taylor Lautner
transformed into a werewolf and started fighting. It happened when he
removed his t-shirt to wipe the blood of Bella’s face.
It was a close-up scene – the director obviously intended it to be. The
reason to do so is the same reason why Megan Fox was made to run around
in white body hugging blouse.
I remember the black lady next to me expressed a very loud “wow”; it just goes to show how desperate she is. My “wow” and her “wow” were not the same: I exclaimed a “wow” because he suddenly removed his t-shirt. I didn’t know why I had such a response despite I had experienced having muscular guys removing shirts in front of me – muscular guys who had the same tanned skin. But really, believe me – I just feel a little shy.
(The black lady’s desperate “wow” caused everyone else to laugh. This is one of the fun I derived from watching movies at cinema. )
I’ve saw in the newspaper that New Moon had attracted plenty of female (pervert) fans because Taylor had been exposing his sexy body until Marry me, Bella. There was also news reporting how Robert Pattinson is not much of a gym-goer. He isn’t muscular at all, up to the extent that he needs make up on his chest to look more muscular than he actually is.
I thought this was exaggerating, but when I watched the movie, I realize that what was being reported was the truth. I remember my response back at that time was: why did he even bother to show his body? He knew he was going to lose badly. The black guy next to me was laughing at me – Okay, I know I can be quite evil with my words.
I remember that I repeatedly think of something during the movie:
In reality, if you can choose between someone who is relatively weak, like Robert Pattinson, and a muscular guy like Taylor Lautner, who will you go for?
The truth is, ladies will choose the one they can’t get.
Me? I choose the one who loves me most.
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