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《青春BLOG》第十六篇
白雪不是公主 邱琬婷


明天是七月十四,不知道你们的妈妈在这个月里有没有吩咐你们出入要小心,不要太迟回宿舍,不要在路边尿尿,不要在半夜里骑着摩多车随便跟女生搭讪?我妈没那么说,不过我在假期里就独自在宿舍做出了件些许疯狂的事。
Tomorrow is 14/7. I wonder if you mother tell you to be extremely careful this month, don’t reach home too late, don’t pee at roadsides, don’t flirt with female motorists at night? My mom didn’t tell me stuff like this, but I did some crazy stuff at my hostel during holiday. Alone.

我在宿舍里,拍些诡异照片。
I took eerie pictures in hostel.


相信每所大学都会流传着一些灵异故事,或真或假,怎么说也没能说个明白。宿舍附近有一座高尔夫球场,半夜十一点后车子都不被允许进入,有人说是害怕会碰见“肮脏东西”,有人说是怕被人劫车打抢。有人说每天半夜三点半,都会有一辆“灵异巴士”路过,载“最后一班的好兄弟”回房休息。原来他所谓的那辆巴士,竟然是吉隆坡每晚九点半都会开车通往大学的巴士!
I believe every university has its own ghost stories. It is hard to tell whether they are true or not. No one can be absolutely sure about it. There’s a gold course near hostel which forbids cars to enter after 11pm. Some say the rationale behind was to avoid seeing “dirty things”, some said it is to avoid robbery. Some said every night at 3.30am there would be a “ghost bus” which pass by there to fetch the “last batch of brothers from you-know-where” back to their rest place. Guess what? The so-called “ghost bus” was actually the KL-University bus!



我还记得第一学期刚进入这所大学,很多学长劝告我们说,请大家一定一定要在橱子上放些东西,最好是大箱子。我问他那是为什么,他神秘兮兮地告诉我们:“大学流传着一个灵异故事,橱顶空着,半夜里会有路过的伯伯坐在上面休息,相信也好,不相信也罢,最好就是照着做。”
I remember when I entered this university for first semester, many seniors told us to put something on shelf, preferably a large box. I asked why, and my senior mysteriously told us: “There was a ghost tale in our university that if you leave the top of your shelf empty, in the midnight there will be an “uncle” passing by who will rest on top of your shelf. Whether you believe it or not, it is better if you do as the myth told you to.”



我对这个“老伯伯”的说法没有多大的感想,不过就在几个月前,学校的学长就借用这一个“老伯伯”的题材拍了一部短片。这部短片在短片大赛里获得了冠军,因而在校园内广大流传。颁奖礼后,我在食堂里碰巧遇见了那位导演学长,我问他为何扮演“橱上人”的那个演员小腿这么瘦,他哪天得空一定要告诉我几招瘦腿的秘诀。他听了我的话后,神情凝重地告诉我:“不知道是不是因为开拍短片前没有拜拜,结果那个演员隔天在宿舍里跌倒扭伤了脚,至今三个月了走路还是一拐一拐……”
I don’t think much of it but few months ago my senior used this “uncle” tale to make a short film, and it emerged as champion in a competition. After the prize-giving ceremony I met the director-senior at canteen. I asked him why the actor who acted as “the man on the shelf” had such slim legs? I wish he’ll share his slimming techniques with me. Upon hearing my question, my senior told me in a serious tone: “Maybe because we did not pray before shooting, the actor twisted his ankle in hostel after the day after shooting and he’s still not alright until now…”



我隔壁房的传播系系友,在门帘上贴着一张黄色的“符”。我好奇地问她那是什么,她告诉我她在房间里看到“那一些”东西。“一年前刚入学的时候,有一晚我跟我的男朋友手机3G聊天。我听到男朋友的声音,可是却看不到他的画面,怎料有只“女鬼”冲着荧幕来。” 哇,现在的“东西”都很in,所以你说,不学电脑,日后怎么混饭吃?
Another course mate of mine had amulets pasted on her door. Out of curiosity I asked her what was it. She said she saw “stuff” in her room. “A year ago when I’m still a freshman, I had a chat with my boyfriend via 3G in the room. I heard his voice but I couldn’t see him, and then I saw a “female ghost” rushing towards the screen.” Whoa, nowadays even “ghosts” are pretty technology savvy, you see, how are you going to make a good living if you don’t know computer?



我最喜欢一个人躲在房间里看恐怖片,戴着耳机自己吓自己。我也喜欢半夜三更在洗手间里洗衣服,不过至今都未曾碰过一张不相熟的脸,“小姐,请问你可以帮我买你这牌子的布料柔软剂吗?我们下面没货了”递了一张冥钞给我,然后飘出门外。
I love to hide in the room alone to watch scary movies with earphones on, which sufficiently scares myself. I too love to wash clothes in the toilet during midnights, but until now I’ve not encountered any unfamiliar faces telling me “Hi Miss, can you buy a softener of this brand for me? We’ve no more stock of this down here”, passed me a hell note and floated out of the door. 




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撰文:邱琬婷/九月二日刊于《中国报》优学版





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《青春BLOG》第十五篇
白雪不是公主 邱琬婷



相信很多人都知道,我就读的这所大学,因为A型流感的关系而停学了一个星期。其实我之前也大概猜到大学一定会关闭,只是没有想到消息来得这么突然。还记得那一个星期日的下午,最后一堂课的讲师跑了进来宣布课节取消。在那之前,我也在餐厅范围听到很多学生戴着耳机议论纷纷,说大学里有学生感染上A型流感,可能会关闭一个星期。很多同学都很开心,我就苦着脸。不好停课啊,我下个星期有两项活动,其中一个活动还花了好些时间完成计划书,况且八月尾有期中考,再停课我们就会追不上的了。(这就是我们所谓的“扮勤劳”,观众们我们不要理她。)

I believe most people are aware that due to A(H1N1), UUM had closed for a week. Actually I had expected this to happen but I had not expected it to come so sudden. I remember that Sunday’s afternoon where the lecturer of the last class came in to announce that the class was cancelled. Before that, I had heard numerous rumors at café. Students with MP3 player plugged were all saying how serious is A(H1N1) in my university and how the university will have to be closed sooner or later. Most students were happy about it but I frowned upon hearing that news. Gosh, please don’t stop the classes! I have two activities coming up next week and I spent quite some time on the proposal for one of the activities. Furthermore I have exams at the end of August - if classes come to a halt at this time, we may not be able to finish the syllabus. (This is what we called “pretend to b be hardworking”. Let’s ignore her, my dear readers.)


在回房间的路上,我就看到很多学生连跑带跳、鸡飞狗走,好像再不走就会被病菌吞噬似的。当我回到房间,更加不得了,我的三个室友,个个都在收拾着细软,好像日本兵就要攻打到来这个村落,气氛非常紧张。我坐在书桌旁等待,看着我刚买的三粒青苹果,我不能走,走了就没人吃你们了。我的平静等待,有点像是等待着世界末日的到来,总觉得如果我是铁达尼号上的其中一个旅客,我将会是梳洗干净,洒点香水,睡在蕾丝花边的床褥上。有杰克就抱着杰克,没有杰克就抱咖啡猫,进入梦乡,然后慢慢地沉入蓝宝石的深海里。

On my way back to my room, I saw many students rushing past me as if they would be defeated by the invisible but undefeatable virus if they walk any slower. When I reach my room, gosh, the situation got even more tense – my three roommates were all busy packing. It seems like an invasion of Japanese soldiers had took place and they were going to attack this village soon – yes, that’s how tense the atmosphere was. I waited by my desk, looking at the three green apples I bought and I thought to myself: “I can’t leave – if I leave, you guys won’t have the luck to be consumed.” I waited calmly as if I’m waiting for the Doom’s Day to come. If I’m one of the cruiser on Titanic, I’m sure I’m the one who groom myself properly and take the initiative to spray myself with some perfume and sleep on the lacey bed. If Jack is next to me I will be hugging him, if he’s not I will be hugging Garfield. I will then fall asleep and while I am asleep I will slowly sink into the sapphire-blue sea.


就在我想着要不要回去吉隆坡的时候,室友们站在门口穿着鞋子,跟我挥挥手地说“掰掰,你自己保重了”。就这样,房间剩下一个我、三粒青苹果,还有一个响不停的手机。“喂,琬婷,你再不走就走不了啦~”“喂,琬婷,全部人回了剩下你一个人留在这里很可怕的哦!”“喂,琬婷,你再不走被传染了可是会死人的!”最可怕的是“喂,琬婷,你知道食堂关闭吗?你这只猪饿死在这里会很臭的。”闷、无聊我都能忍受,最不能忍受的就是没东西入口、没有售卖电话增值卡、没有车子出去小镇买东西。“喂,琬婷,你大学关闭一个星期?”就连我在马新社工作的朋友发简讯来了。

While I was thinking whether to go back to KL or not, my roommates were already at the doorsteps wearing their shoes, waving their hand, bidding me goodbye. They told me to take care. Now I’m left alone in the room with three green apples and a cell phone which never seemed to stop ringing. “Hey Wan Ting, if you don’t leave now you won’t be able to leave later~” “Hey Wan Ting, it will be scary to be the only one remaining here!” “Hey Wan Ting, if you don’t leave you may get infected and this disease is a matter of life or death!” The scariest was “Hey Wan Ting, do you know that the canteen will be closed as well? If a pig like you die here, it will really stinks.” I can bear with boredom, but I seriously cannot stand fatigue and the fact that I can’t purchase top-up card and have no car to drive out to buy stuff. “Hey Wan Ting, your university will be closed for one week?” Even my friend who worked at BERNAMA company texted me.


我立即打了一通电话给爸爸,爸爸告诉我乖乖留在宿舍里专心读书。老爸呀,没有东西吃没有巴士没有人你知道在这里究竟有多凄惨吗?爸爸又叫我打电话给住在四十公里外的亲戚,看看能不能请他们帮个忙。说实在,我亲戚的家是睡床板的,没有网际网络我要如何交稿?况且,有事才把人当亲戚,(小小声) 爸爸只有你才过得了自己这关。我冷静地告诉爸爸,“爸爸,我电话只剩下六块半,我觉得我再跟你说下去也是浪费时间。”

I immediately called my father and he told me to stay at hostel and study. Oh daddy, don’t you know how terrible it is to have nothing to eat? Don’t you know how terrible it is to have no bus as a means of transportation? My father then asked me to call my cousin that lived 40km away from where I stayed to see if they can help me out. But really, my cousin’s house is somewhat traditional, so how can I submit articles when I have no Internet access? Plus, to only treat people as cousin when you need help from them *whispers* is something that only my father can bring himself to do. I calmly told my father: “Daddy, I only have RM 6.50 left on my cell phone, if I continue this phone conversation with you would be a waste of time.”


我也不是很记得后来有谁联络我了,我只知道我这么直接感受也不是很好。后来,朋友不知道如何认识个小镇的售票员,弄来了几张票,就这样天亮之前我到家了。巴士站上很多人提着行李,有的人在等快餐,有的人卖黄牛票,有的在等隔天一早的巴士,有的上交友网站发布最新消息。爸爸在睡前拨了一通电话给我,“你现在在哪里?”“我在巴士站”“女儿,够钱用吗?”“哦,够。”结束通话后,我久久说不上一句话来。

I couldn’t remember who contacted me later, all I know was that it does not really feel good to be so direct to my father. Later on, I don’t know how my friend managed to contact a ticket seller from a small town who then managed to got a few tickets for us, so I managed to reach home before dawn. There was a huge crowd at the bus station – some were carrying their luggage, some were waiting for fast food, some were selling tickets, some were waiting for the bus next day, some were browsing social networking websites. My father called me before he slept: “Where are you now?” “I’m at bus station.” Daughter, do you have enough money to spend?” “Oh, yes.” When the phone call ended, I could not bring myself to say anything for quite some time.


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撰文:邱琬婷/今日刊于《中国报》优学版













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《青春BLOG》第十三篇
白雪不是公主 邱琬婷


假期的好处
1.    我把三个闹钟放在不同处,不想起床还是可以不要起。
2.    我把衣服轻轻地放在洗衣桶里,隔天晚上就会整整齐齐地放在衣橱里,好神奇!
3.    我要吃排骨还是炸鸡,告诉妈妈就行了,晚上有果王果后、冰糖燕窝,还有一大包的牙签任你用。
4.    我可以穿短裤,我也可以绑浏海,聊天室图像贴着个清甜可爱,实际上却是个干物女。
5.    假期有许多的读书计划,但是还是可以让自己有着许多美丽的理由。
6.    我可以去旅行,只不过是需要戴口罩。

上课的坏处
1.  我的手机只有一个,吵太大声就会被室友用脚踢,不起都不行。
2.  我把衣服放在洗衣桶里,隔天再看有蟑螂在桶里睡觉!洗衣粉要自己买,晒不干还要把国旗挂床头。
3.  食堂里都只有炸鸡、咖哩鸡,还有一些不知道是不是昨晚卖不出湿湿黄黄的菜。
4.  我必须时刻地照顾好自己的形象,十分钟后女生会来敲房门,半个小时后会有男生在楼下送外卖。
5.  只要浪费超过十分钟,我就会坐立不安,成天拿着笔记边走边读,每天24小时像个驯兽师似的鞭策自己。
6.  三个月只出过校园一次,我去过最远的地方就是校园外的小镇买杂货!


上课的好处
1.  我的学习进度很快,两个月脑子里就装了几本书。
2.  可以暗中实行自己的地狱式减肥计划
3.  校园里只要有人挖鼻子,当天晚上全校 (八卦的人) 都会知道。
4.  室友把所有 U 盘里的电影连续剧都传过来,我笑着说:团结就是力量
5.  我知道下期的青春 Blog 要写什么
6.  我会把假期当目标,每天幻想着假期的到来,把握当下,努力读书!

假期的坏处
1.    每天都对着交友社群,头脑都快变白痴。
2.    妈咪,你几时还会弄芝麻炸鸡?
3.    我的风变得很慢,如果家里没有网际网络,我就如同被困在小岛上的无魂幽灵。
4.    我叫宽频服务回家睡觉,我看连续剧比较像是看广告,那些连续剧N学期前已经看过了,我的妹妹还称我是会预测未来的统领宇宙者。
5.  你看我越来越不知道自己在说些什么
6.  我会害怕开课日期的到来,我害怕学弟学妹问我A建筑物怎么走,然后我必须战战兢兢地告诉他们:“小弟弟小妹妹,你们回去上网搜寻一下,现在不懂得用科技以后出去社会是很难混的,知道吗?”



连接:优学版官方网站
撰文:邱琬婷/今日刊于《中国报》优学版


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